Sid is upset.
Sid is on TV.
My TV is Upset.
My TV is puking every time Sid's waking up.
That's breaking my back, cleaning puke.
I am upset.
That's Unfair.
I protest.
My TV Screen's a bit like me, unfortunately. It's like
-black? ok/.............
-white? ok/.............
-red? ok/.............
Hold on! what was that ?
-Turquoise ?
-Navajowhite ?
-Lemon-chiffon ?
I dunno but its ok as long you tell me the individual colors, isn't hard is it?
So me says to my screen : "You grow up! Am breaking my back "nursing" you!"
My Screen says to me: "everytime his face violates my modesty being all over me, I'll puke (at his face)!"
N Me says : "Hey! Don't let a moron abuse u or violate ur modesty!"
My Screen says to me : "moron questions the integrity of a woman twitting WITHOUT checking, no matter what the integrity of the woman might be. In a way, he is a man & life will stop perceiving how a man should behave! It sends out the wrong message to women."
"Wow! - now it's my turn to puke."
"Swell..."
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Anirban Chaudhuri,
Consultant Physician,
Mumbai, India.
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